#10 It’s terrifying. How does it know??
Facebook facial recognition. When you upload a picture and it already knows who your friends in the photo are, it creeps me out a little.
#11 And chill.
Netflix. So much TV, so little life.
#12 This product is out of this world!
If what I heard is true, the original Pyrex glassware. They had to start selling similar products to NASA because their dishes never broke so nobody was buying replacements.
#13 What a money saver!
Dawn platinum dish soap. The stuff is incredible and lasts forever. You can use a drop to clean a dish that’s been caked on for days. My bottle has lasted 2 years so far. I don’t know how they make any money.
#14 I calculate a zero percent increase in price!
The TI-83 calculator. They’ve been selling the exact same product at the EXACT SAME price for years.
#15 So that’s what’s pushing the world to the brink of extinction…
Weed killer. That crap could destroy all plant life on earth if you got a big enough spray nozzle.
I started using vinegar. Works well, and I don’t get nervous planting food plants around.
#16 Anyone can use it.
Duct tape. Fixes anything, can use it to build everything, easy to use.
#17 Such a good service.
Spotify I have found bands with less than 1000 plays on their most popular song, yet Spotify still has them.
I have a pretty weird music taste, yet Spotify has never once disappointed.
#18 At least you know your boundaries now, right?
An angle grinder with a cut off wheel. I used to own a bed frame, weight bench and a cast iron kettle bell, I now own scraps and a new understanding of why I don’t allow myself personal power.
#19 Good for you.
No name eye drops! After I got high, I put them in and my eyes became whiter than when I’m normally sober. A little too suspicious for my liking…
#20 You really don’t need very much of it at all.
WD40. The door to my bathroom was squeaky so I sprayed a bit on the hinges to make it swing a bit smoother. Now it’s too smooth and if I even lightly push the door while I rush to the bathroom it slams like I’m pissed off every time I go do my business.