Bathrooms are the best place to have rendezvous with your true self. You are alone, having quiet me-time under the shower and this is where the profound thoughts come. You probably question your existence, purpose of humanity and why your navel is round.
Basically, showers are the melting pot of random thoughts. You might even have an Archimedes moment and come out of the shower with an idea that might change the world. And sometimes you might ponder on an utterly senseless line of thinking.
Here we have 35 of the deep-seated thoughts that people ACTUALLY had in the shower. They are sure to buck up your morning spirits.
If God created the sun on the fourth day, how had four days passed?
Dog food could say it’s any flavor it wants, you’re not going to test it.
Batman only fights crime at night because otherwise he would have weird and obvious tan lines.
What if a radio station said “Hey Siri, text my mom ‘f*ck you’………. Send”
The world isn’t getting dumber. It’s just easier for dumb people to get their thoughts heard.
Isn’t it weird in movies sometimes when there’s a fight on top of a truck yet all the cars behind them will be driving like normal like “this is real messed up but I’m not going to be late for work”.
Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around.
I like to think money wouldn’t change me; yet when I’m winning Monopoly I’m a terrible person.
We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
Wherever a fatal car crash or pedestrian death occurs, a red square with the year of the accident should be permanently included in the pavement. Seeing a lot of red squares in a given location would make drivers and pedestrians more careful.
I’ve woken up over 10,000 times and I’m still not used to it.